Malaysian politics

Seriously aku suke gile ngn perjuangan PAS, tp syg org atas dia xnk brubah. Org muda jarang di dgr, org yg lantang kene buang. Org atas jugak aku xbrape yakin dgn hubungan diplomatik beliau dgn pihak luar, xkesah la dalam negara ke luar negara ke. Mmg dia tokoh ulama and i respect him but can he deliver speech in a formal meeting or dialogue between international ulama'? im not really sure.

So, bile anak nik aziz pon minat dlm politik, i see hopes. Maybe he can bring differences in the party, i mean, in a good way. Nik aziz did stepped down as mentri besar, but what about his position in the party? wait...

Abdul hadi....please give some space for future leaders to take the spotlight on stage once in awhile to train them.

With good leaders, im really sure PAS can stand on its own, convincing people of different races n religions. Xpayah nk ada support (or PAS sendiri yang support) DAP n PKR.

Civilized road user

Apart from standard rules and laws implement on the road, it is necessary to instill good morale while on the road, when? during driving lessons of course:
1. Prioritize pedestrians even on main roads. Have some courtesy to let them cross the road safely.
2. Motorbike to be rode on the left side of the road. Not in the middle, absolutely not on the right side, just left.
3. Please3 cleverly identify whether a car is trying to cut your lane or it has just came out from a side road whilst trying to get into correct lane.
4. Driver who has been granted a spot to slip into a lane should reply a thank you signal. In japan, they gave double high beam. Honk if you may.
5. Lorry especially on rural road should consider other drivers too. Give a left signal should you find it is safe for other driver to cut pass you. Use right signal to tell it is not safe to pass. If you noticed you are keeping a long traffic behind you, please stop your lorry for awhile.
6. Hazard light shall on be used for emergency purposes. You are more prone to get hit by another vehicle if you use hazard light in heavy rain- where visibility is limited.

Smirk

I like to smirk...i mean, i love it! Smirk can mean u r agreeing on something, it can also show how ridiculous a statement is. It may give confidence to your speaker that u understand his/her points even when u say nothing. Thinking of a devilish thought? Smirk! Smirking can reflect how easy the work execution is. The best part is, it shows the modesty of ur smile and damn right it is so sexy my wife will kiss me whenever i smirked!

National Embassies

Malaysia now has Putrajaya, so why not relocate all national embassies in Putrajaya? It's closer to klia, certainly close to malaysian administration buildings. Plus, lands in Kuala Lumpur are hungry for developments, with prices soaring high year by year.

The embassies in KL are also scattered, near to major roads, as small riots may induce long traffic jams for hours.

Malaysian intel

I strongly believe that malaysia now has the capasity of building warring machines and defense system.

Peribahasa

Org dulu2 kate, masok kandang kambing mengembek, masok reban ayam berkokok. Tp xde plak dia ckp masok kandang kambing jadi kambing, masok reban ayam jadi ayam. Adapt, just be yourself, respect others.

Menggelupor eps.4

Keperluan:
1. rm10
2. lipas plastik
3. Iltizam yg kuat

prosedur
1. G kdai mamak.
2. order mee bandung and sky juice
3. Insist nak jugak mee bandung kalo dia ckp xde (mamak xreti buat mee bandung, unless ade tukang masak siam)
4. bila mknn dihidang, ckp ni salah. Tp jgn marah, senyum.
5. Dia nk blah je, menggelupor dgn sblh tgn pgg lipas plastik.

Menggelupor esp.3

Keperluan:
1. wheelchair
2. semangat yang jitu

prosedur:
1. Duduk atas wheelchair.
2. Menggelupor. "Mana seatbelt???!!!"

Menggelupur eps.2

Keperluan:
1. darah palsu.
2. Keazaman yg tggi

Prosedur:
1. Lumurkan darah palsu kat sblh tgn
2. g pasar tani dgn tgn yg 'berdarah' dlm saku
3. pakai tgn yg bersih utk pgg ikan kembong dan masukkan satu jari dr tgn yg sebelah lg dlm mulot ikan.
4. menggelupor.

Menggelupur eps.1

Keperluan:
1. rambut palsu (wig)
2. headphone
3. Keyakinan diri

Prosedur:
1. make sure kepala da botak.
2. lekatkan headphone kat rambut palsu. Pakai.
3. G kedai komputer sambil tgk2 hard disk.
4. bila salesman dtg, tny ada jual disket 256mb tak.
5. buat2 xdgr bile dia jawab. Ulang sampai dia bengang.
6. Menggelupur atas lantai bila dia tarik headphone (skali ngn wig)

Anak-anak kita.

Fikir...selamatkah kita di tangan tukang karut itu? -M.Nasir, Canggung Mendonan

Water

Here are some facts.

Viscosity is a measure of fluid resistence to deformation by shear / tensile stress. Confused?

Make a comparison between cases of a guy take a dive into a swimming pool and a quicksand.

We may say that theres a no problem for him to happily swim back and forth but its very unlikely to move freely in a quicksand.

Viscosity is measured in cP (SI unit). cP stands for centiPoise where Poise is taken from a scientist named ... well... lets just call him Mr.Poise. Water at ambient temperature is taken as the datum = 1cP.

Anything below than 1cP is called superfluid. Opss...sorry i messed up... Superfluid will achieve 0 cP at a low temp. How low? Ask mr.google. I dont have time for that  now. Haha. Why on earth do u need superfluid in your daily life? Theres no day-to-day use of superfluid other than to make studies on quantum physics - to investigate the effect of gravity on matters.

Since the title is water, water is also a newtonian fluid- fluid that behave in accordance to newtons laws. Well u do remember mr.newton right? He's not an antivirus developer. Thats Norton. The closest to it is Horton the elephant by Dr. Seuss. Newton is the guy got hit real hard by an apple on his head he got an idea to study what we now call gravity. (i think its not fair to say mad old newton founded gravity. Of course back in those day people did realize all matters fall down to earth). Pretty damn sure he made engineering university students suffer until now. However, thanks to him, engineering in practice does need his theories to measure gravitational pull on masses.

What else... Well yeah, water contains hydrogen ion (+1) and oxigen molecule. In order for the ions to get in balance is to merge together forming what people fancy the name H2O.

That peculiar feeling when...

u voluntarily ask ur colleague for any work u can lend some hands...

Best Employee of the Century!!!

Put me in the worst situation ever, i will excel!
Lack of great ideas?well, im the vending machine!
Profit margin goes down? I'll beat it to a homerun!
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Wisdom word

4 candies + 1 candy = 1 Doughnut

Wisdom word

4 candies + 1 candy = 1 Doughnut

Wisdom word

4 candies + 1 candy = 1 Doughnut

Wisdom word

Thanks to my phone, i now have diabetes

Wisdom word

Thanks to my phone, i now have diabetes

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Good friends give u lives in candy crush

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Good friends give u lives in candy crush

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Now i love manly voice saying the word 'Sweet', 'delicious' and 'divine'

Wisdom word

Good friends give u lives in candy crush

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Good friends give u lives in candy crush

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Cabdy crushing since 2013

Oh my english

There's one word i repeatedly misspell => nescessary (necessary).

damn u nescafe.

Hbkl

I was born in hbkl. Recently quite delighted to hear announcement by the pm to upgrade the hosp as the premier hospital in malaysia, perhaps in southeast asia.

It's about time already as we can easily envy the properous KPJ hospitals - it's a plural n u'll understand if u had used jln genting klang recently- right across the street. Budgets were allocated for parking lots -apparently a major prob not only to visitor, but to the doctors and supporting staffs- research labs, labor rooms, vip suites etc. Gov also considers to reroute traffics within the hosp for coziness.

In my own view, theres a necessity to install escalators, or better, lifts on the pedestrian bridge crossing the chow kit road as one can observe the difficulty of elders, patients (esp. those with casts on limbs) to climb the bridge.

my other suggestion would be the existance of emergency bypass lanes for ambulance to cross back and forth jalan tunku abdul razak. Weve heard some cases where patients dying in ambulance as the van is on the attempt to make a u-turn.

p/s: How about equipping hbkl with several helicopters with trained pilots cum doctors/first aiders cum mechanics? Germany has these just for d auto-bahn.

Dat damn moment...

When u are supposed to recall content in chapter 2, not a backstreet boys song, during final exam...

Hbkl

I was born in hbkl. Recently quite delighted to hear announcement by the pm to upgrade the hosp as the premier hospital in malaysia, perhaps in southeast asia.

It's about time already as we can easily envy the properous KPJ hospitals - it's a plural n u'll understand if u had used jln genting klang recently- right across the street. Budgets were allocated for parking lots -apparently a major prob not only to visitor, but to the doctors and supporting staffs- research labs, labor rooms, vip suites etc. Gov also considers to reroute traffics within the hosp for coziness.

In my own view, theres a nescessity to install escalators, or better, lifts on the pedestrian bridge crossing the chow kit road as one can observe the difficulty of elders, patients (esp. those with casts on limbs) to climb the bridge.

my other suggestion would be the existance of emergency bypass lanes for ambulance to cross back and forth jalan tunku abdul razak. Weve heard some cases where patients dying in ambulance as the van is on the attempt to make a u-turn.

p/s: How about equipping hbkl with several helicopters with trained pilots cum doctors/first aiders cum mechanics? Germany has these just for d auto-bahn.

Hbkl

I was born in hbkl. Recently quite delighted to hear announcement by the pm to upgrade the hosp as the premier hospital in malaysia, perhaps in southeast asia.

It's about time already as we can easily envy the properous KPJ hospitals - it's a plural n u'll understand if u had used jln genting klang recently- right across the street. Budgets were allocated for parking lots -apparently a major prob not only to visitor, but to the doctors and supporting staffs- research labs, labor rooms, vip suites etc. Gov also considers to reroute traffics within the hosp for coziness.

In my own view, theres a nescessity to install escalators, or better, lifts on the pedestrian bridge crossing the chow kit road as one can observe the difficulty of elders, patients (esp. those with casts on limbs) to climb the bridge.

my other suggestion would be the existance of emergency bypass lanes for ambulance to cross back and forth jalan tunku abdul razak. Weve heard some cases where patients dying in ambulance as the van is on the attempt to make a u-turn.

p/s: How about equipping hbkl with several helicopters with trained pilots cum doctors/first aiders cum mechanics? Germany has these just for d auto-bahn.

Dat silent moment when...

People u just met is as just silent as u are...