Malaysia now has Putrajaya, so why not relocate all national embassies in Putrajaya? It's closer to klia, certainly close to malaysian administration buildings. Plus, lands in Kuala Lumpur are hungry for developments, with prices soaring high year by year.
The embassies in KL are also scattered, near to major roads, as small riots may induce long traffic jams for hours.
I strongly believe that malaysia now has the capasity of building warring machines and defense system.
Org dulu2 kate, masok kandang kambing mengembek, masok reban ayam berkokok. Tp xde plak dia ckp masok kandang kambing jadi kambing, masok reban ayam jadi ayam. Adapt, just be yourself, respect others.
Keperluan:
1. rm10
2. lipas plastik
3. Iltizam yg kuat
prosedur
1. G kdai mamak.
2. order mee bandung and sky juice
3. Insist nak jugak mee bandung kalo dia ckp xde (mamak xreti buat mee bandung, unless ade tukang masak siam)
4. bila mknn dihidang, ckp ni salah. Tp jgn marah, senyum.
5. Dia nk blah je, menggelupor dgn sblh tgn pgg lipas plastik.
Keperluan:
1. wheelchair
2. semangat yang jitu
prosedur:
1. Duduk atas wheelchair.
2. Menggelupor. "Mana seatbelt???!!!"
Keperluan:
1. darah palsu.
2. Keazaman yg tggi
Prosedur:
1. Lumurkan darah palsu kat sblh tgn
2. g pasar tani dgn tgn yg 'berdarah' dlm saku
3. pakai tgn yg bersih utk pgg ikan kembong dan masukkan satu jari dr tgn yg sebelah lg dlm mulot ikan.
4. menggelupor.
Keperluan:
1. rambut palsu (wig)
2. headphone
3. Keyakinan diri
Prosedur:
1. make sure kepala da botak.
2. lekatkan headphone kat rambut palsu. Pakai.
3. G kedai komputer sambil tgk2 hard disk.
4. bila salesman dtg, tny ada jual disket 256mb tak.
5. buat2 xdgr bile dia jawab. Ulang sampai dia bengang.
6. Menggelupur atas lantai bila dia tarik headphone (skali ngn wig)
